Saturday, July 19, 2008

Yesterday's phone call

Ring. Ring.


Hi, this is D from Downtown Dogs.

(oh hell, what now) 

I wanted to let you know that Big Jack jumped our 7 foot fence twice. With his no-jump harness on.

(Oh Lord help us)

So, I'm sorry to tell you but Big Jack is no longer allowed to come here for his own safety.

(Oh please don't let me have a nervous breakdown on the phone, please, please, please)

What are our options now?

Long Pause really. He just blew through our last resort. 


Um....ok.....well thanks, I guess.

And now we're back to square one. Brilliant.

Oh to have a boring nice would that be?

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